Long long ago, my pretty fat friend @ simsr wrote a poem. That came to my mind today, so sharing it with everyone : I need to check it out in the future too

no body loves me
everybody hates me
i'm going to the garden to eat worms
long thin slimy ones
big fat furry ones
gooly gooly gooly worms
long thin slimy ones
slip down easily
big fat furry ones stick
stick to the teeth they wriggle and wriggle
and their juice goes slurp slurp slurp
bite off their heads
and cut off their tails
and throw all the juice away
(nobody knows how)
(i survive on)
(1000 worms a day)
(C) Kshama Singhania :) :)